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If you are Angry and you know it…

After a long weekend of managing self-inflicted injuries – Boxer’s fractures, , ODs, glass to forearm, DIY dental etc.  I was reminded of a tune my former colleague would sing whilst repairing macerated fingers / radial arteries etc.  Thommo’s song is sung to the tune of  “If you are happy and you know it.”

If you are angry and you know it, punch a pillow.
If you are angry and you know it, punch a pillow.
Don’t punch your wife, or the fridge or a window –
If you are angry and you know it punch a pillow!
If you are sad and you know it, call a friend.
If you are sad and you know it, phone a friend.
Don’t drink, cut yourself or a seizure pretend.
If you are sad and you know it phone a friend.
If you are crazy and you know it, you are probably not crazy.
If you are crazy and you know it, you are probably not crazy.
Maybe you ego is a bit hazy, or your coping mechanisms: lazy.
If you are crazy and you know it, you are probably not crazy.

 

If you’re a Junky and you know it – try and be smart.
If you’re a Junky and you know it – try and be smart.
Don’t turn up to ED, look needy, hoping I’ll have a heart.
If you’re a Junky and you know it – try and be smart.

Comedy is a mature ego-defense mechanism which we must all employ to survive the job.  Warning: once you start humming this tune it gets stuck in your brain…

If you have a verse to add, please hit me on the comments

Comments

  1. Minh Le Cong says:

    that my friend is true poetry

  2. Good old Andrew.

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